One for the ladies

One for the ladies

One for the ladies

Postby Neal Chantrill » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:49 pm

Vacuum screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

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I wondered why the vacum was on but the cylinder was never filling up :o
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Postby Walter O'Reilly » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:01 pm

Its not April 1st, sucker. :chuckle:
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Postby Fletch » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:40 pm

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I believe there were nationwide celebrations when the French decided to put red and blue on their national flag....
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Postby retepetsir » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:31 pm

God that must be noisy with a Dyson :chuckle: :rofl:

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Postby Big Stu » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:39 pm

retepetsir wrote:God that must be noisy with a Dyson :chuckle: :rofl:



:o :rofl:
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Postby Walter O'Reilly » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:56 pm

Her name
Joanne Drysdale
!!

Surely with the airflow it would rapidly become Joanne Dry***** ?
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