The Clangers

by **lisa** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:34 pm

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
>While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
>talking about this really great new drink.
>
>The more she talks about it, the more excited she
>gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while
>he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the
>drink and puts the following on the bar --A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and
>a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the
>woman explains."First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
>drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink
>the lime juice."So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her,
>goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.He drinks the
>shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks- this
>is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
>
>In one second the sharp lime taste hits....... At two seconds the
>Baileys curdles.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste
>hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
>disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
>
>When he finally chokes it down
>he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus,what do you
>call that drink?"She smiles widely at him and says.
>
>"Blow Job Revenge"

ha ha ha ha ha ha

by **Link** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:10 pm

Very good!

by **Walter O'Reilly** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:12 pm

Is that REALLY what women think about it? You mean all of them were just pretending not to mind?

:rofl:

by **lisa** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:05 pm

there is an art to it,that if you swallow a certain way you dont actually taste it to bad!!

by **Walter O'Reilly** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:38 pm

care to demonstrate?

by **Link** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:56 pm

Lol! Sounds like something I would say Radar!

by **Walter O'Reilly** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:45 pm

Yeah, um, well............

I've run out of people to antagonise *elsewhere*, so i figured i'd start here now :chuckle:

by **Link** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:48 pm

Walter O'Reilly wrote:Yeah, um, well............

I've run out of people to antagonise *elsewhere*, so i figured i'd start here now

Works!

by **Hot Mama** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:23 pm

That's awesome!! :rofl:

Should try it on Matt so he knows how I feel sometimes hehehe! :chuckle:

by **Link** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:59 pm

Hot Mama wrote:That's awesome!! Should try it on Matt so he knows how I feel sometimes hehehe!

Make sure you video that! :chuckle:

by **DOA** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:46 am

Hot Mama wrote:That's awesome!! Should try it on Matt so he knows how I feel sometimes hehehe!

had worse...

by **Bonnie** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:20 pm

Too funny. Think all you guys should try that once!

by **Link** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:25 pm

Bonnie wrote::rofl: Too funny. Think all you guys should try that once!

The Clangers

ha ha

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